HomeUncategorizedViagra For Preachers, Priest And Bishops And No Birth Control For Women? Give Me A Break!
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It seems many religious employers are all up in arms about providing birth control access for women in the health care coverage they provide for their employees. Well that begs for a few questions and a little scrutiny.

I wonder how many of the Preachers, Priest, Bishops and religious folks against birth control for women, are taking medications like Viagra and Cialis to prepare their penises for sex? Then I have to ask are they placing their Viagra and Cialis enhanced penises in vaginas where the owner of the vagina is not using any form of birth control? Give me a break!

Catholic priest are supposed to be celibate and if that is the case they shouldn't need Viagra or Cialis, but I suspect the Catholic Church with a little investigating would find a few of their own taking Viagra and having sex with women using birth control. I have a suggestion for the Pope: Ban your Priest and Bishops from taking Viagra or Cialis, they've already done enough damage!

So if you've read this far you may think I'm picking on Catholics. Well read on. Anyone that has attended a Protestant church knows a Preacher that just couldn't turn down a good piece of (you know what I mean). A good friend of mine (Apple Jack) that has since passed, had a name for preachers like that: “Cadillac drivin' Dick Slingin' Preachers.” Kinda like Jimmy Swaggart.

When religious leaders implant a GPS monitor on their Viagra or Cialis enhanced penises, I'll consider what they have to say about birth control for women, but until then I'll write them off as hypocritical ass holes.

 

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